30 May 2009

Didier Drogba : Perfecting the Arts of Diving

The lucky bast*#ds from across the Stanley Park (Everton) will be fighting Chelsea tonight in the FA Cup Final at Wembley. As a fellow Merseysiders, we the Liverpool fans around the world will lend our support to the small club. In true spirit of goodwill, heres some guidelines about the main Chelsea striker, Didier Drogba that fellow small club should know about...


Drogba is a serial diver. He made a tackled look as if he was shot by an assault rifle from a close range.

Drogba is a serial diver not only at the club level but also when representing his country. Again, he was ``shot'' from close range.


Aside from diving, Drogba made it clear that he is a true Michael Jackson fan. Compare his steps with MJ's below:

And when he is not diving, he loves to tear the defenders shirt to pieces...

And when the team is losing, they never assumed responsibility. It's always the fault of someone else. Someone who usually carries a certain blower on the pitch.

As a serial diver, Drogba is recognised internationally. And always capture the headlines. To which is on the same par and level of another cheater... as shown below :



utusanLFC: Go EVERTON... Go Blast Chelsea for the glory of Liverpool City...!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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