21 June 2011

Kisah benar Nang Nak di Kulim



Oleh Johardy Ibrahim
Published 19 June 2011 Mingguan Malaysia




PADA sekitar 1950-an, Ismail Omar atau dikenali sebagai Pak Meh atau Meh Pok merupakan anggota polis dalam PVR atau Sukarelawan Polis di daerah Kulim, Kedah. PVR walaupun ‘sukarela’ pada era sebelum dan be berapa tahun selepas Merdeka, ada yang menjawat jawatan itu secara tetap dan fungsi PVR wujud hingga ke hari ini. Pak Meh menjalankan tugas seperti polis biasa, lengkap dengan balai, kuasa menangkap dan sebagainya.
Tugasnya membawa beliau ke segenap penjuru daerah Kulim dan pada 1950-an, ia adalah pekan kecil dengan penduduknya tinggal di kawasan berjarak jauh antara satu dengan yang lain. Satu hari, Pak Meh menerima aduan daripada seorang lelaki bernama Mat (bukan nama sebenar) yang melaporkan kematian seorang lagi anaknya setelah kematian dua anaknya dua tahun berturut-turut sebelum ini.
Lazimnya, laporan kematian pada era pra-Kemerdekaan di kampung-kampung akan diterima, dicatat dan dikeluarkan sijil pengesahan kematian, melainkan wujud elemen kesangsian yang tinggi dalam sesuatu laporan. Dalam kes Mat ini, Pak Meh mendapati wujud elemen tersebut. Tiga anak Mat mati setiap tahun berturut-turut. Kes itu dirujuk Pak Meh kepada OCPD Polis British yang menyokong cadangannya agar kes itu diselidik lebih lanjut. Apakah kematian mereka berkaitan wabak penyakit, binatang buas atau jena yah?
Pak Meh terpaksa meredah hutan untuk sampai ke rumah Mat, yang menunggu kedatangannya. Sepan jang masa di situ, isteri Mat langsung tidak kelihatan walaupun Mat mengakui dia ada di dalam. Tidak mengapa, segan atau masih sugul agaknya. Pak Meh walaupun berpegang pada prinsip kepolisan dalam mengumpul fakta, terdetik rasa ke anehan pada kawasan sekitar rumah Mat. Pak Meh memberitahu Mat yang dia akan kembali esok untuk meneruskan siasatan.
Pak Meh tidak memberitahu Mat bahawa dia membawa Pak Din yang memiliki pengetahuan mengenai alam jin. Di rumah Mat, Pak Meh meminta Mat memanggil isterinya tetapi dia enggan menunjukkan diri. Pak Din memberi isyarat pada Pak Meh supaya beredar. Tanpa pengetahuan Mat, Pak Din telah meninggalkan sebiji telur rebus dan limau purut di perkarangan rumah Mat. Esoknya, mereka kembali dan mendapati telur itu telah ‘dimakan’. Pak Din berkata memang ada ‘sesuatu’ di sini. Malah, Mat memberitahu Pak Meh anak ketiganya yang mati ada kesan luka di leher.
Ketika mereka bertiga berbual di bawah tangga (rumah orang Melayu tradisional), tidak semena-mena kelihatan tangan dari kawasan dapur keluar dan turun memungut sudu di atas tanah. Dan jarak antara aras lantai rumah dengan tanah adalah 1.524 meter. Kejadian itu dilihat oleh ketiga-tiga mereka. Dan bagaikan satu cahaya, Mat tersedar ba hawa orang yang disangka isterinya adalah satu jelmaan Iblis. Selama ini, Mat diperdaya mata oleh Iblis yang menjelma menjadi isterinya.
Siasatan rapi Pak Meh mendapati isteri Mat sebenarnya sudah mati tiga tahun lalu ketika melahirkan anak, dan sejak itu Iblis menjelma sebagai isteri Mat dan menjalani kehidupan seperti biasa tetapi jika tidak kerana kematian anak, kisah ini tidak akan diketahui.

Seram

‘Bapa saya cerita kisah ini masa saya kecil lagi, jadi bila saya tonton filem seram Nang Nak, terus saya teringat cerita bapa. Ini kisah benar!,” kata Yusoff semasa sesi teh tarik baru-baru ini. Mujur sesi tersebut berlangsung waktu sarapan. Jika tengah malam, Yusoff kena hantar saya balik sampai depan pagar rumah.
Nang Nak adalah filem hantu Siam yang diterbitkan pada 1999. Saya menontonnya hanya satu setengah kali pada tahun 2000. ‘Setengah’ kerana saya hentikannya separuh bila saya tersedar menonton Nang Nak seorang diri adalah keputusan tidak waras pada tengah malam. Lazimnya untuk menyiapkan artikel berkaitan filem atau selebriti, saya perlu menonton semula sesuatu filem sebagai kajian atau cergaskan kembali ingatan tetapi kerana Nang Nak, saya yakin saya masih ingat tahap seram maksimum yang dirasai. Tak berani pun ada juga.
Filem Nang Nak boleh disifatkan sebagai pencetus revolusi genre seram. Ia menggabungkan elemen romantik yang teguh yakni tebalnya kasih seorang isteri yang bila mati, menjelma semula untuk membaha giakan suaminya yang baru kembali dari medan perang. Moralnya: bagi yang bercinta, janganlah bersumpah setia sehidup semati. Nanti dua-dua mati, anak yang merana yatim pia tu. Atau lebih haru, yang mati men jelma kembali...
Elemen utama Nang Nak ialah adegan seram yang memaparkan puntianak bertenggek di bumbung kuil hinggakan sami-sami ketakutan. Adegan ini tidak mencetuskan keinginan untuk ketawa kepada penonton kerana sudut gambar dengan muzik latar bergema dengan bunyi kesan khas, membawa penonton bagaikan duduk bersama sami - ketakutan sambil mendongak ke bumbung melihat puntianak mahu menerkam.
Di akhir babak filem ini, pengarahnya Nonzee Nimibutr masih mampu menyelitkan unsur kesedi han walaupun beberapa minit sebelum itu, penonton menutup mata dengan tangan tiap kali hantu Nak muncul. Sami perlu memecahkan tempurung kepala Nak bagi memas tikan ia tidak dikuasai roh jahatnya. Setelah berjaya melemahkan hantu Nak dan sami bersedia untuk meng hapuskannya, tibalah babak sedih apabila Nak melahirkan rasa cinta nya pada suaminya Mak. Merayu-rayu. Merintih-rintih. Dan inilah resipi yang membawa kepada populariti filem Nang Nak dan legenda itu sendiri, hinggakan pada 2005, versi bahasa Inggeris Ghost of Mae Nak menyusul.
Seperti kisah Pak Meh di Kulim tersebut, filem Nang Nak adalah legenda rakyat yang popular di Thailand, disebut Mae Nak Phra Kha nong. Malah, terdapat satu kuil khusus untuk Nak di On Nut, Sukhumvit Soi 77 di daerah Suang Luang di Bangkok.
Terfikir juga, seandainya kisah di Kulim itu dijadikan filem oleh pengarah filem Malaysia, apakah ia men jadi sehebat Nang Nak Siam? Atau diolah men jadi satira seperti Hantu Kak Limah?

11 April 2011

Sorry again

Last week, a lady friend who is known to be a staunch Man.U fans called me up, asking me on this blog. With a slight paranoia, I told her not to bother because I hardly updating this blog nowadays, due to my `engagement' with the Facebook. However, she said it was for her friend, a Kop I supposed. I have tried my best to update this blog. For the same reason, I failed again. I wanted to do more for this blog. After all, it has been around since 2007. Damned you, Mark Zuckerberg.... hahahaha

27 January 2011

Is Suarez really coming?

Suarez practicing his goalie skill while the real goalkeeper (yellow kit) watched with relief, to see off Ghana out of the World Cup 2010.


The whole month is has been buzzing with Suarez. As we thought that the deal could be sealed last Monday, apparently there is still business that Ajax has in mind by increasing the asking money. Some news reported it was 20 million pounds, others 25 million pounds. Is the American willing to spend? Let's see today and tomorrow. Because Saturday, has been the deadline set by Ajax.
I want to think positive. I want to believe Suarez will be joining Liverpool by the end of this week. I want to feel the happiness of having TWO real world-class strikers in our club. Torres and Suarez. Mind you, the name even rhymes with each other. They speak Spanish and while Spain won the World Cup, Uruguay were at no. 3. Not bad at all. Of course, everybody would smile now remembering Suarez's action hero in eliminating Ghana's dream.
I found this ``10 things we should know about Suarez in the Metro Online News''. I paste it here not only for you guys to read but also myself to remember & to find the data easily within my own blog.

Luis Alberto SUAREZ Diaz
  1. Born on January 24, 1987 in Salto, Uruguay's sixth largest city, has played for his national team since 2007 (as well as leading the line for Dutch side Ajax).

  2. One of seven children brought up by a single mother, he began his professional career at Montevideo side Nacional in 2005. During his time with the club under the management of ConCon, he won the national championship in 2006, scoring 12 goals in 29 appearances.

  3. Luis's older brother Paolo is also a professional football player.

  4. He was just 19 when he moved to the Netherlands with Eredivisie side Groningen, transferring to Ajax two years later.

  5. Luis married Sofia Balbi, his childhood sweetheart, in 2009.

  6. In 2010, Suarez was named Dutch Footballer of the Year, having ended the season as top scorer in the Eredivisie with 35 goals in 33 league matches (49 goals in all competitions).

  7. In August 2010, Luis's wife gave birth in Barcelona to a daughter named Delfina. In the same year, he joined the likes of Johan Cruyff, Marco van Basten, and Dennis Bergkamp in a select group of players who have scored more than than 100 goals for Ajax in competitive matches.

  8. Part of Uruguay's final squad of 23 participating in the 2010 World Cup, Suarez was a starter in all three of the country's group matches in the tournament.

  9. During the 2010 World Cup, Suarez made six appearances, scored three goals, played for 543 minutes and received one red card.

  10. He gained worldwide notoriety during the quarter-final match against Ghana, where he handled the ball on the line in the last minute of extra time. He also celebrated Asamoah Gyan's subsequent penalty miss, which sent the match to penalty kicks and led to Ghana's elimination from the tournament.

26 January 2011

Malaysiakini says Merseyside Derby is Real Madrid vs Barcelona

The picture above is not the new director of football development for Liverpool Football Club but one thing for sure, he has made a fool of himself among the Liverpool fans, and Everton plus Barcelona and Real Madrid.

This fella is Abdul Rahim Sabri, a writer for the so-called `accurate' and `free from government's influence' news portal, the infamous Malaysiakini. Apparently, in trying to create creativity by analysing an upcoming by-election, the novice writer mix-in some football analogy. But he's effort is best categorised as lame as Roy Hodgson's tactical acumen.

In the opening paragraph, the sorry-writer stated ``Merseyside Derby between Real Madrid and Barcelona''. Where? at Bernabeau, Madrid, Spain. For what? La Liga Championship.

Oh My God!...

The original text was written in Bahasa Malaysia :
``Pertembungan BN dan PAS dalam pilihan raya kecil DUN Tenang umpama perlawanan 'Merseyside Derby' antara Real Madrid dan Barcelona di Stadium Barnabeau, Madrid, Sepanyol untuk perlawanan penentuan kejuaraan La Liga.''
(http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/154383)

The weirdness of his article continues when he described Barcelona as ``an underdog team''. The true fans would laugh aloud to read this. Even those who are not watching La Liga could tell which club are best to be categorised as the underdog among the football clubs. Barcelona is definitely NOT an underdog team. Stupid.

And have you ever heard of a Real Madrid's player by the name of ''Gucci''? I've seen ex-Real, Beckham & Zidane modelled for LV but Gucci?

I have no interest in the political content of the article. Why should I read the whole piece when the first thing you read was a grossly misleading reference to the Merseyside entity? I don't thing it is an insult to Liverpool fans, nor Everton. But we feel sad for the writer who only managed to make a fool of himself.

The fluke only highlighted few things that this writer is tremendously a lousy one who :
a) doesn't play football (in Malaysia we called them KAKI BANGKU)
b) a really really lazy arm-chair writer (cut & paste)
c) a novice writer who is trying to write something which is not meant for him yet (football!)
d) shows the level of editorship in Malaysiakini because his boss released the news for publication, and in a way proves that the editor himself is zero-knowledge of football (pathetic)
e) he is anything but a Manchester United fan.

Lastly, I strongly advised the Malaysiakini editor to instruct Abdul Rahim Sabri to start doing his research before starting any article in the future, be it on football or what ever he wants. Without proper research, your reputation is as good as shattered and making an arse of yourself.

Malaysiakini, to assist your football-zero knowledge editors & writers to understand what is `Merseyside Derby', I cut & paste below the correct definition from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

The Merseyside derby is the name given to any football
match contested between Everton and Liverpool football clubs, the two most successful clubs from the city of Liverpool in England.

17 January 2011

Liverpool 2 - Everton 2 (The real Jay Spearing, pls stand up !!!)

This boy is getting better! Hail Jay Spearing... !!!


  1. If only Fernando Torres's shot didn't hit the post, if only the ball had gone in, if only we can stop feeling sorry to our sorry state at the moment, if only the gloomy feeling we're have been experiencing far too long could be thrown away... if only.

  2. Is one point sufficient? We were completely in control in the first half but all the confidence seems to evaporate within 5 minutes of the second half. What the hell happened? I rather not prolonged my rant here. Not my style. After all, if I were to read this posting again in 10 years time, I really don't want to see myself writing negatively about my own team. So better don't.

  3. Now, when I first saw the team sheet on the net, one name emerged as an outstanding homegrown player. Jay Spearing. This is the kid who has been nurtured by Rafa Benitez, somewhat ignored by Roy Hodgson and now, used for the first time by our new manager, Kenny Dalglish (excuse me, our interim manager).

  4. He was chosen perfectly for this derby match which has produced the most yellow & red cards over the years. Spearing was true blood English style player. Even with his not-so-tall height, he still managed to unsettle the Everton strikers, Anichebe & Benford. Anichebe for one, built like a boxer or a rugby player but hell no, that doesn't stop Spearing at all. Of course, there were times when he miscued and misplaced the ball altogether. But as the game moves on, he was tackling left and right. That got noticed not only by the fans in the stadium but also me, here in Malaysia, some 13,000 km away!

  5. If Jay Spearing perfected his game (and retain by Liverpool), my God... he is the reincarnation of Mascherano that we have been looking for all along. Stand up Spearing. You deserve our salute!

16 January 2011

Seksi jadikan diri penuh keyakinan

Di Barat, Kim Kardashian dianggap seksi. Di Timur, dia dianggap bintang Porno. (16 Jan 2011)


SIAPAKAH yang pertama anda terfikir bila perkataan 'seksi' disebutkan? Jika lelaki, apakah Megan Fox berada di kedudukan nombor satu carta peribadi anda? Kalau wanita, apakah Robert Pattinson jauh meninggalkan David Beckham?
Soalan di atas tercetus dan terdorong oleh kehebohan minggu lalu berkaitan seorang artis tempatan yang tersiar gambarnya berpakaian bikini. Apa salahnya? Pertama, dia berpakaian bikini di pantai, bukan di pejabat. Kedua, dia ada badan seksi hendak mengenakan baju bikini. Lainlah kalau badan penuh panau atau lemak berlipat-lipat di lokasi strategik. Itu bukan seksi. Itu ngeri dan sangat geli. Soal moral dan agama, dia dah jawab 'No Comment!'.

Sila klik: utusan Malaysia Online - Rencana

LFC can beat Everton

Remember this photo? Torres celebrating in front of the stunned Everton fans? He will be repeating it tonight!


  1. I was away for a few days last week, thus making me unable to update this blog. This may sounds a crap excuses but with the lousy result in the two matches, there's not much to comment even.

  2. However, tonight is one of the crunch match that is hyper interesting and many of us would positioned the derby at number 2, after Manchester United - every season.

  3. I didn't bother to visit their stadium during my historical personal visit to Liverpool last October. I didn't see any urgency to do so, nor importance. Though my buddy admitted that he is doing a part-time job at Gooddison, just because there was no vacancy over in Anfield. It's related to real survival, I won't say much. But when it concerns pure football, my buddy is as staunch as any of us in mocking the small-club neighbours.

  4. At L1, where the ultra-modern shopping mall is situated at Liverpool, the merchandise store of Liverpool & Everton are situated side by side. I went in to Liverpool's, of course but I opted for the Sport Direct mega store instead of Everton's store. It feels not right at all to step into the enemies shop.

  5. Kenny Dalglish has a rather torrid two early matches for him. But there won't be third time bad luck for him. Tonight (Malaysian time), King Kenny will emerged as the winner with his choice of players. If he retains his choice for the young players (Martin Kelly, Jonjo), no matter what the result is going to be, ultimately it shall be an entertaining one. We are desperately needing new players and if the young stocks be given more exposure, we might find what we're looking for in our own backyard. Let's sing it for team. YNWA !

09 January 2011

Kenny Dalglish : Get us back to where we belong!

If Kenny Dalglish is given a free hand, the fans won't object if Kelly Dalglish is appointed as the club spokeswoman. Naaa... just a wishful thinking!!!


  1. I was on the road Saturday when I got the news alert of the much-awaited dismissal of Roy Hodgson and at last, the appointment of Kenny Dalglish as the interim caretaker for the remaining season. While many of the fellow bloggers ran to their Internet connection to post their views, I ...on the other side, decided to carry on with my normal life programme today with my family. I even allow myself to watch Hawaii Five-O just now. (I like...!!!)

  2. I read with interest all the posting made by my fellow LFC bloggers here in Malaysia. For once, majority of us agreed that Hodgson must leave, contrary to the scenario during Rafael Benitez's era where I was among the few voices that went against the notion to expel him from Anfield, then. At least, during his time (except the last one), we win some away matches. In Hodgson's case, the away record was almost 99% ZERO and that's no way for any sympathy, not least by any sober-minded blogger like me, even!

  3. Now, I have nothing much to write about the Hodgson's failure and all I can say to him is : Good Bye. And that's it. No more about him in this blog.

  4. My focus is very much on the match tomorrow night (Malaysian time) against Manchester United in the FA Cup. Sir Alex Ferguson must be grinning with the latest fiasco befallen on his number 1 club nemesis and at the same time, would probably came out with a stinging criticism against the owner for sacking his old pal. Whatever! He's opinion on Liverpool doesn't make us losses any sleep, in fact we welcome it. Most of his venom has been used as an antidote to spur the players and uplifting their game.

  5. This is what we simply want from Steven Gerrard and Co tomorrow at Odd Deadfort stadium. With Kenny Dalglish standing at the side line, we know Torres would want to show the old master what he really can do in especially big matches such as against the self-proclaimed `the new unbeatable' of Manchester United. We will prevail.

07 January 2011

Against Manchester United, Sunday. A mountain too high to conquer?

I am already standing up after posting this statement... hehehe...


This is a game we always looking forward to in every season. Be it in the premier league or other competition. This Sunday it will be FA Cup. The only true fight of all the fixtures this week.

But is it really really `a true fight' between titans? While ManUre is having a jolly good time at the top, Liverpool is lurking 2nd place at the bottom. Thus, the murky gloomy feelings we are having now and of course, the ultra-confidence among the freaking-monkey of Manchurian fans.

But what the heck? Gerrard couldn't score from the penalty spot in the dreaded match on Wednesday against Blackburn. Who knows if he had scored, the result could be even. But who cares about `if'?

While the chants and the protests among the Liverpool fans all over the world are getting louder by the minute for Roy Hodgson to leave LFC, it seems the club itself has its own mindset. The anticipation for his dismissal yesterday has not come to materialise. Apparently, the club doesn't want to rock the boat a couple of days before meeting ManUre. So be it. We know now King Kenny Dalglish is reluctant to be the caretaker. He needs to be persuaded harder. Perhaps, after the Sunday game he will take up the position, for the sake of the club and fans all over the world.

The fans have lost faith totally towards Hodgson's capability to handle our club. Just imagine the low spirit the players are enduring now and yet, in two days time they are facing ManUre. I hope they can elevate their performance and beat ManUre. Not for Hodgson but simply for the pride of it and of course, us the loyal fans.

06 January 2011

Roy Hodgson : YOUR TIME IS UP. Go NOW

Yes Mr Hodgson, your time is up... Go now...


  1. The anger, frustration and furious that we succumbed now has reached a level of beyond comprehension. One game we win, then the next we lost. The squad miserably lack of consistency. The only consistency now for Liverpool Football Club is to register a tremendous number of losses. A total of 9 matches. Should we be panic? Should we give Hodgson `a bit more' time? With the same number of Fernando Torres's jersey, we can kiss No.4 slot GOOD BYE. Are we seeing any progress? Hell no.

  2. Some would argue that while the manager is the easy target when ever his team is not registering any win, the blame must also goes down to the players. And in this case, those players who are paid multi-million pounds per year.

  3. Many of us now shouting, pleading for the sacking of Hodgson. Enough is enough. Is this just a spur of the moment reaction by the fans? I doubt so. Six months down the season, and the progress that we wish for, is not happening at all.

  4. Previously, Liverpool may slipped into bottom spot but it was due to the match differences or one-two losses, before climbing back to where it is supposed to be (at least top 6). Now look at the chart. OMG !!!

  5. There is no other reason for the club to delay Hodgson's dismissal. Next match is against Manchester United. Even if we win in that match, is Hodgson's job still can be retain? I doubt so. His time is up.

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